Dating & Relationship Advice

A Cancer man will cook you dinner three nights in a row, text you a photo of his mom’s dog, and then go quiet for four days because you said “k” instead of “okay.” Both of those things are him falling in love.

A Gemini man will text you 40 times on Tuesday and go quiet for most of Thursday. Then he’ll show up Friday with a podcast he thinks you’d like, a story about his coworker, and zero awareness that you spent two days wondering if he lost interest.

A Scorpio man can look you dead in the eye for three months and never once say how he feels. Then one night at 1am he asks what you were like at 12 years old, listens to every word, and remembers it a year later.

A Pisces man will remember the song that was playing the first night you met. He’ll send it to you four months later with no caption, at 11:48 pm, and then act like it was nothing.

A Leo man will tell a whole bar that he loves your laugh. He’ll buy the round, tag you in three photos, and ask the waitress to take a fourth one “for the grid.”