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Funny Ways to Say Goodnight Over Text.

Funny Ways to Say Goodnight Over Text

While having a romantic and sexy goodnight conversation is always fun, it’s important to have a variety in life. When you’re looking for different ways to say goodnight, being silly and unique can have a positive effect on your relationship.

That’s where funny goodnight texts come into play! Whether you’re dating or have been together a long time, finding funny ways to say goodnight can be a fun opportunity to make your lover laugh and let them know you’re thinking of them.

But what makes a person laugh? How can you send silly goodnight texts to a crush without making them question you? What kind of humor makes your crush laugh that you’ve noticed? Is he a deadpan type of guy? Does he like slapstick? Does he like outrageous memes on social media?

At the end of the day, if you’ve been talking for a while, you know his humor best. Finding funny yet cute ways to say goodnight over text will vary from person to person.

Of course, just because you can predict a laugh doesn’t necessarily mean that you can come up with all sorts of A-material – you know, as if you’re Tina Fey and can write funny stuff constantly. But that’s not the type of humor you need in this case.

All you really need are the ideas to make him laugh. Ideas are funny and fortunately, they’re easy to recycle. You don’t have to come up with great stuff on your own. Borrow funny goodnight texts and phone messages from other avenues.

Here are a few different ways to say goodnight to a significant other that I’ve use in the past. You can adapt these funny ideas for your own use and put your own personal spin on it.

26 Funny Ways to Say Goodnight Over Text

  1. Goodnight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. You’re starting to itch now, aren’t you?  Muahahaha!
  2. G’dnight. My significant other is telling me to come to bed already. The one I call “My Mattress!”  
    1. Pros: He is so soft.  Cons: He doesn’t communicate much.
  3. You are too cute to be chatting me all night. Get some sleep. Dream wonderful and interesting dreams and tell me all about them tomorrow.
  4. Don’t waste time regretting the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future, because no one really knows.  Instead, focus on sending me funny memes.
  5. Goodnooooowch! I fell off the bed trying to put the phone away.  ..see what I do for you?
  6. Goodnight, Santa Claus!
  7. Goodnight darling. Remember, mosquitoes are dying to kiss you goodnight too. Close the damned window.
  8. ..for now. You know, because you’re probably going to close your laptop Facebook, then unlock your phone then check your Facebook again.
  9. Last night I dreamed that my pillow was you…but then the pillow started snoring and taking up all the bed so I kicked the pillow the hell out of here.
  10. Goodnight, dream lover. Did I mention the nerdy plaid pajamas I imagine you in tonight are quite becoming?
  11. You can disagree with me if you want. At the end of the day, everyone has their own opinions…and I will fight for your right to be wrong. Goodnight ya stinker!
  12. I might be high maintenance but most hot red sportscar convertibles are. That’s why I like you. You appreciate how rare and amazing I am.  Oh yes and you can make me go 0-90 mph in just five seconds.  Goodnight, champ.
  13. Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can actually feel it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.  Goodnight, angel.
  14. Goodnight my friends and remember, nothing lasts forever not even cold November Rain.
  15. Just so you know your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. Goodnight, sexy.
  16. Before I wish you goodnight, I have a joke for you. OK so the meanest old teacher in class tells her student to answer the English question. ‘If I say I’m beautiful which tense is that?”  The students looks at her and shuddders and says, “Well it’s obviously past tense, Miss.”
  17. ..you know if you are mean to me in your dream, that counts and I get to be mad at you all day long!
  18. Sometimes I daydream about you…but then I get distracted thinking of how hot you are. And seriously, get a weird haircut or something so I can stop daydreaming of you!
  19. Did you know the human body can go 10 days without water, three days without sleep, and yet I can’t go one day not thinking of your rump? Amazing, right? G’night.
  20. Hey, it’s me but I’m from the future. This is me tomorrow morning time-traveling to tell you goodnight. Goodnight!  Remember don’t read this until tomorrow or else the timeline will be all messed up!
  21. Goodnight, my love. Sleep with angels. Er, I mean, not literally, don’t be seducing those angels, bright eyes!
  22. Goodnight but hey before I go to bed, please forward this annoying message to everyone on your friend’s list for no apparent reason.
  23. I just want you to know, when I’m around you and you start talking all smart and charming…I go full zombie because I just love you for your brains. Goodnight, brainiac.
  24. I hold no responsibility for what the dream world version of me does to you in dreams. Rest assured, some of that stuff, especially the kinky stuff, is not humanly possible. Goodnight!
  25. Good night, my friend. This is just your weekly reminder that you are a funny and handsome fellow that holds my attention and if you keep taking up residence in my mind, I’m going to have to start charging you rent.
  26. I have to go to bed now. I don’t want to get super sleepy and say something I’ll regret…like I wonder how you kiss? Ohhh damn I just said it…OK I’m going to bed now before I make it even worse.

As you can see, the key to creating funny ways to say goodnight is to just share humor and, laughs, and remind your crush or partner to laugh and not take things so seriously all the time.  

There are no copyrights on ideas.  A good laugh deserves a share. And if you are naturally funny then share your own funny observations and get him giggling. He will come to expect a good laugh from you…and soon enough, view you as a positive, happy and amazing person in his life!

Try out these interesting ways to say goodnight over text to spice up your relationship!

Different Ways to Say Goodnight: Conclusion

As you can see, the key to creating funny messages is to just share humor, share laughs, and remind your crush or partner to laugh and not take things so seriously all the time.  There are no copyrights on ideas.  A good laugh deserves a share.  And if you are naturally funny then share your own funny observations and get him giggling.  He will come to expect a good laugh from you…and soon enough, view you as a positive, happy and amazing person in his life!

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